Score: 10

"really great Flash"

submission: you can't kill me

date: December 28, 2009

For some reason I just love how you write. Maybe it's the pacing. It doesn't hurt that your voice is perfectly suited for VA.

Although, (and I know this is 2 years later but it's still relevant) does the decision really surprise you? Pretty much on any art site, personal biases and the alignments of certain cliques within the community will affect any adinistrative action.

Score: 9

"erm?"

submission: How to be a Guitar Hero

date: December 15, 2007

It isn't fake you dipshits. BobDole's just much better than you at TTFAF. In fact, some people have gotten 97% and over 850k on it.

Score: 4

"sorta bland"

submission: Sexy Alien Band

date: March 3, 2007

"Should SonicBoing make another video, or leave the cartoon band thing to the Gorillaz?"

I say you choose the latter, because frankly, the music wasn't very good, and the animation was pretty cheesy. It shows effort, though.

Score: 5

"What?"

submission: All NG Fads Die!!! 5!!!

date: November 3, 2006

You seem to be confusing "fad" with "any series that has ever had a single episode submitted to NG or is related to NG at all in any way".

Don't get me wrong, some of them did work.

And MGS movies can be annoying (good job to whoever did that, it was well crafted).

But some of these aren't even close to fad status.

Like the Castle Crashers segment. The game's not even released yet, the only thing I can think of that's even semi-popular about it is that one sig pic going around, and the only way it's related to NG is that The Behemoth making it.

But the movie is pretty decent, so I'll give it a five.

Score: 6

"It's okay, but..."

submission: TMNT: REBEL 5

date: July 11, 2006

Why is the end indefinitely looped?

Score: 10

"For all the people..."

submission: Super Mario Sunshine 64

date: June 7, 2006

...complaining about lags and glitches and what not, READ THE AUTHOR'S COMMENTS.

He said he made this in Flash MX 2002.

Why, you might ask? They've been making this for a TREMENDOUSLY FUCKING LONG time. The demo's been here since September 2005 and it's already amassed over a million views. WITHOUT a trophy or an induction to a collection. Absolutely incredible and immensly tragic at the same time.

I was a big fan of that demo. Then I sat there...waiting...for the real game to show up.

Which brings me to the actual review. Rob & Steve, you have met my expectations and more. You took the base version that I so loved...and turned it in to something completely different.

You have also acheived an astounding feat, here today. You took a 3D non-linear game and put it in a state where no open world game has been in before - 2D. A down-to-the-last-speck recreation that spans as far - no, farther - than the eye can see. To still retain that challenge, the point of the game, and not have it too complex. To bend the rules so much that the type of game cannot put any limitations on how it can be made. The only limitation is your imagination.

Rob & Steve, you are heroes in the Flash world, and today, your creation stands in front of all the others, so that people may see your brilliance and take after your dreams of game perfection.

Goodbye, and good luck in your future Flash endeavours. And take comfort in the fact that you're standing in my Hall of Fame. You...are an inspiration to us all.

Score: 0

"A black screen?"

submission: ClickDragType 2

date: May 25, 2006

How did this get front page?

Score: 6

"umm..."

submission: 2006| The Rambo Bros. 2

date: May 19, 2006

It got a little better, but I'm still irritated with you using that name.

Score: 7

"it's a pain to make these top things"

submission: Wake Me Up at E3

date: May 9, 2006

"But I will be at E3 this year"

REALLY?!? Who're you reprersenting?

Anyways, the lyrics were nice. I was compelled to sing it myself off the subtitles cuz, as you said, your singing voice isn't very good. Overall pretty nice.

Also I think with Cubetoons characters it would look better if you moved their mouth every syllable without motion in between and have all other movements sorta like that. You know, since they're originally comic characters.

Score: 8

"challenging"

submission: Clown Killer 2

date: April 12, 2006

A good game for when you're bored and just wanna let loose. I like the move combos. It got frustrating at times, but you balanced that out with all the health pickups.